If You’re New Around Here, There Are Some Things You Should Know:

• You might have a Richmond address, but live in the Rosenberg city limits, and you may have a Rosenberg address without living in that city’s limits, and you might have either mailing address and not live in any city limits.....Welcome to Fort Bend County!! 
• You’ll either hate or love Larry’s Mexican Restaurant... there’s no in-between! 
• Corn in a cup is a thing…See the food truck in the Fiesta parking lot! 
• You are hereby obligated to find a favorite breakfast taco place! 
• You may be given directions and told to turn where something used to be…40 years ago, that was the Woolworths... 
• When we say we’re “fixin’ to do something,” Ain’t nothing broke, we’re just about to do something. 
• Our sno-cone stands sell stuff like Hot Cheeto nachos and pickle flavor everything…See Chill Out SnoBalls and Gabby’s Snow Cones for reference. 
• Stay off state highways. They’re all under construction. 
• Half the town are Cowboy fans, and they’ll make sure you know it by placing a Cowboys decal on their back window... 
• Don’t crash into an 80’s or 90’s model car…they most likely don’t have car insurance